DAILY CALLER’S FIRST ANNUAL COLLEGE STUPIDITY AWARDS

DAILY CALLER’S FIRST ANNUAL COLLEGE STUPIDITY AWARDS

The DC has put together a special list of the most notable College-level liberal fascist madness over the 2012-2013 academic year. And the winners are:

Florida Atlantic University: Worst university in America

Dartmouth College: Most likely to let the terrorists win

George Washington University: Most prone to commit crimes against soda, Catholics, U.S. News and World Report, and Mount Rushmore

Columbia University: Most demented, homicidal faculty

Northwestern University: Most delicious multicultural blowback, con queso

Mission College: Most valuable athlete to play college basketball both with and without a penis

Oberlin College: Best faked or imaginary Ku Klux Klan sighting

Harvard University: Most likely to confirm everything non-leftists believe about Harvard

University of California, Berkeley: Best witch hunt against a charity organization

University of Chicago: Most successful dildo giveaway that was also marketed as fun for the whole family, even the kiddies

Swarthmore College: Most baffling attempt to make a university’s revenue stream go extinct

University of Wyoming: Best alleged Facebook hoax perpetrated by an obese feminist

Brevard Community College: Best unabashed voter intimidation

Brown University: Most confusingly offensive sex-related event

DePaul University: Most flagrant vandalism of a memorial for dead babies

Lehigh University: Most outrageous lawsuit

University of Cincinnati: Best helicopter parents

San Jose State University: Least self-awareness

University of North Carolina Wilmington: Best filthy poetry by a professor at a taxpayer-subsidized institution

Johns Hopkins University: Worst use of a simile for political purposes

To get all the scoop on these awards, go to: http://dailycaller.com/2013/06/05/the-daily-caller-presents-the-first-annual-college-stupidity-awards/#ixzz2VRsZbq69

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